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LALU PRASAD 1 month BUSH say english seekh kar wapis India aye
1 din phone aya
LALU bolay: "who is speaking?"
jawab aya:"HUM SASURA BUSHWA BOL RAHA HOON"
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6502 4338 5264 09


Ye card maine tumhare ellawa 7 aur logon ko bhi sent kiya hai
Jisne pehle load kr liya card us ka.


So enjay the 1st april
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Teacher ask
Boys, aap ko Aamir Khan aur Kajol ki film FANA se kia lesson mila


Ans:
Andhi,
behri,
Langri,
jo bhi mile set kr lo.
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APPLE juice
MANGO juice
TARBUZ juice
BADAAM juice
KHAJOOR juice
KAAJU juice
Agr in mein se kuch nahi pasand tou,
ANGOOTHA choos
Kanjoos..
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First Boy:- mujhse panga na lay, q k main shair da puttar hun..
Second Boy:-
yaar ek baat tu bata, shair ghar aaya tha ya aunty jungle gayi thi..
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Hi Meri Jaan
.
.
.
.
Nikal Rahi Hay Sardi Sy..
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Däy Kr Hääth Døsti Kä Wäpäs Lìyä Ñähè Jätä
Is Ñäzük Døstì Kø Zäkhäm Diyä Ñähè Jätä
Süch Müch Yèh Düñiyä ßärè Zälim Häy
Sästä Häy Phir ß Kiä Ñähè Jätä !!
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Roz subha jab main apni aankhen kholun to
khuda se yehi dua mangun
mile har kisi ko dost aap jesa
sirf muj per hi ye
AZAAB kaisa....;-)
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Philosophy of girls:
Flirt with innocent boys,
Frindship with charming boys,
Contact wid cute boys,
Luv wid sincere boys&
Marry wid
"jese ABBU ki MARZI".
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Yaad rakh kar
meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi
per ek ehsan
kar diya,
Is mobile
mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Dekho hum ne
woh bhi
TERE NAAM
kar diya !
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I LOVE U
I WANT U
I LIKE U
I MISS U
I FEEL U
All these sentences r the examples of "PRESENT INDEFINITE TENSE"
2moro we wil study
"PRESENT CONTINUSE
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Murgha was runing aftr a murghi
Acidntly
murghi was crushed by a train & died
Seeing all dis
murgha said:
MarhoMa BoHT Naik Thi...
JAN De Di Par Kis Nhe Di...
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Hi.
I M Don
Don ki call ka Intezar to 11 College ki Larkiyan Kar Rahi Hain,
Lekin Don ki Call Aana Mushkil hi Nahi Na Mumkin hai
Q K
DON k pas Balance Nahi HaY.
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MDZAD DZTDOZ FDZAZRZDIDGZ TDHZDA DKDZYDAZ DAZZDAZDPD ZBD FDADZRZDIZGD ZHDODZ ZDJDZOD IDTZNZDIDZ MDHZNDZADZTD DKDZIDZD
Es ma sy Z aor D delete karo phir dakho ok
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naak aesi ho jayegi agr mjy msg nhi kia to
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Tumhay kia pata tum mere dil me bas rahay ho!
Bas rahay ho!
Bas rahay ho!
Bas rahay ho!
Zara side pe ho jao YAR sans ki naali mein phans rahay ho!
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Race dekhte huwe sardar ne doosrey sey pucha:
"inaam kis ko mile ga?"
2nd "sab se aagey waley ko"
Sardar "tou phir peechey waley kyun bhag rahey hain..?:-)
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Mosam ne ley li
ANGRAI
&
humne otaar d
RAZAI
MONGPHALI
se hoi
LARAAI
ICE CREAM
hai ghar main i
COFFEE
se chehra morlia
PEPSI
se nata jorh lia
so
"HaPpY SuMmEr"
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Ek pathan molvi sahab se kya wazo kare  bager namaz ho jati hai?
MolV!Nahi hoti.
Pathan, ha yara hojati hai kal humne khud para hai.
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Chota sardar 2 his papa: Mainu shadi kerni ha!
Papa: Puttar kide naal?
Son: Daadi Maa naal
Papa: Begairata o meri maa ae
Son: Te tusi meri maa naal kyun kiti.
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Neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phir
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshahallah
Kanjoosi
K sare jaraseem mar jayenge.
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Ek Larki ne aadhi raat ko Larke ko phone kiya:
Ghar aajao ghar par koi nahi hai.
Larka chala gaya.
.
.
.
.
Waqai koi nahi tha TAALA laga hua tha.
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Arz kiya hay..
Khuda bachaye aap ko in Haseeno say..
In Nazaneeno say..
In Mahjabeeno say..
Par in Haseeno ko kon bachaye gaa,
Aap jaisay KAMEENO say;
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Friend: Yar mai apni girl friend ko kya gift don
Boy:
Diamond ka haar dedo
Friend: Nhi yar koi aisi chez
jo aj tk usko kbi kisi ne na
di ho
Boy: Phansi dedo.
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Bird FLU ki waja se
Murgiyon ne nara lagaya
KAL BI MURGIYAN ZINDA THI,
AJ BI MURGIYAN ZINDA HEN
TUM KITNI MURGIYAN MARO GE
HAR ANDE SE MURGI NIKLE GI,
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Teri pyari surat pe dil har döon,
Teri har zarorat pe jan war doon,
Per Jab bhi sochon teri harkaton k baray main,
Dil karta hai k tjy 3, 4r laga doon.
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Lamha lamha waqt guzr jaye ga.
tu pakistani hone ka faida kab uthaye ga.
Abhi waqt hai koi larki pata le.
Warna har gali ka bacha tujhe mamu mamu bulaye ga.
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Neechay aap k liye KUCH likha hai



         "KUCH"
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1hand on HORN
1hand on GEAR
1ear listenig 2 SONGS
1ear on the CELLFONE
1foot on ACCELATOR
nd 1 on CLUTCH
eyes on FEMALE in other car
welcome 2 "PAKISTAN"
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Shadiyon ma khane k 2 Golden Rules.
Rule #1
Phli bar is tarha khao k Dusri bar milega nahi.
Rule #2
Dusri bar is tarha khao k Pehli bar khaya hi nahi.:-)
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Husband=mobile,
Wife=sim card,
Dono mile to huwa Recharge,
Larka huwa to incoming,
Larki huyi to outgoing,
Kuch na huwa to
Miss call;)
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Jub hum ROYA krenge
Teri YAAD mein khoya karenge,
Jub tak JIYA krenge
Tujhe YAAD kiYa krenge
Hum MAR bhi gae tu kya howa
FARISHTON k CEL se sms kiya krenge


Dil Te Kerda Wa Banda La Laway chittar Te..
Tha
Tha
Tha
Tha
Tha
Tha
Tha..
Saaf Kar k Fair Paa Laway.. ;)
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Roz-e-Mehshar hisab hosin
Sms na kran aale kharab hosin
Knjos lokan di ginti hosi
Pehli saf which janab hosin
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PATHAN: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena..!
Storekeeper: App kale bulb ka kia karoge..?
PATHAN: dopher mein sonay k liye andhera karna hai...
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1 Sheikh 4th floor se neeche gira


Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main
apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha
tu bolta hua gaya k


O MERi ROTI NA
PAKAEENnnnn!
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Toilet k pani me tairta hua ghu,
ghu se yad aya abay kesa he tu.
Jab kbhi bethy bethy nikal jati hai pooooon.
poon se phir yaad aya kesa he tu..?
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Aj Newspaper me parha k doston ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti he!
To aj se BAND!!
Kya Sms?
Na baba na
NEWSPAPER! 
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Wo kia ha k
Agr meri taraf say
?
Sms na aye
To Plz
UDASS :-(
Na hona q k
Main
*
*
*
Sms di factory nahin laye hui
mainu hor v barey kam ney


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2 Admi Qabristan main baithe thay 1ne kaha
"Ye Log Baray Aram se Sotay Hain"
1Murda qabar se utha or bola
"Kyon na soyen ye jagah jaan de k hasil ki hai Babu"
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Girl: Aisa khat likh sajna
Meri umr beet jaye parhtay parhtay..
Boy:
 (i=0i>xE'I1i+:e_y#a#>#"e!%; =*?#@?w@'e*,e(p+>i*<TF!)$(I;? f?$&@,!="*=%<BR">Le sajni ab parh..
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8 sal phly meri girl frind k sare bhai ghr me rehte.
or milna Imposible tha.
 
Aj sub ATTA leny sara din line men khary rhty hen.
Hun mojan e mojan
JEO MUSHARAF
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"HAQEEQAT"
Socho Agar SMS Recieve Karne K Bhi Paise Lagte Tu Kya Hota? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Aaj Aap Meri Wja Se Road Pr Bheek Mang Rahe Hote.
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JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HOJAOGY.
JUB TUM HUMSE ROOTH JAOGY.
JUB TUM HUMY BHUL JAOGY.
TAB AISA
CHANTA
PAREGA K SUB YAAD AJYEGA;
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Qradad-e-Pakistan 1940 ko manzor ho gai thi.
lekn dono mulk 1947 ko AZAD howay.
7 sal Srf is bat pe jagra  chalta raha k
SIKH kon le  Ga  or PTHAN kon le ga.


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DIL Ki Dharkanein RUK C Gai Hain
Sansein Meri THAM c Gai Hain
Pocha DIL Ke Doctor Sy HAm NY
Pata Chala is DIL Me Aap ki YADEIN sardi ki waja sY JAM C Gai Hai
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Wada karo:
Wada karo
k
tum
Zindagi
ki
har
cheez
mujh
say
Share
Karogay
Wada karo
Khushi
Ghum
Dukh
Sukh
Or
Yahan
Tak
K
Balance bhi..
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Dear Customer,
U have now subscribed Kanjusi Package.
U can Enjoy saving of SMSs.
Ur Subscription title Kanjus is valid till ALLAH give u TAUFIQ 2 send Sms!
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Mairay dukhon ki dhanak mein rang na bhar
Mohabbat or nafrat ki jang na kar
khushi mairay ghum k sung na kar
It means..
PAPPU YAAR TANG NA KAR
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Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . .
" Beta Dil Laga K Parhana "
Par unhe kaise samjhayen k dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti hai . . . . ;->
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Pakistani hr field me peechay,
1-Sindhi,
Education me pechay
2-Punjabi,
Sharmo haya me pechay
3-Balochi,
Patriotism me pechay
4-Pathan,
jan boojh kr pechay.
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1st women: mera doodh wala to subha atay hi daba deta he
BELL
2nd women: mera paper wala to dabata hi nhe atay hi niche se dal deta he
NEWSPAPER;-)




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ye hay 'NARGIS'
Ab ye nachegi
Nach NARGIS Nach
NACHI KYA?
Nhi
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Gama Pappu Nu: Yaar Sadi Miss Kendi Ae K Majj Da Dood Peen Naal Dimaagh Taiz Hunda Ae Pappu: Gapp Mardi Ae J Ae Gall Hundi Te Apna Katta Sciencedaan Na Hunda.
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1 Larki valentines day py
shop pr gai
"Aisa card hai?
jismay likha ho
may tumsy aur sirf tumsy pyar krti hun"
Shop keeper:
haan hai
Girl:
2 darjan pack kr do
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Aata mehnga
subzi sasti
"sub Musharaf teri masti"
26 ki cheeni
20 ki gasti
"sub musharaf teri masti"
Mehnga tail
or
gaddi sasti
"sub musharaf teri masti"
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Allah ne
tmhain paida kiya k
tum uski ibadat
karo
Rozey rakho
Namaz parho
Quran parho
Uska Zikr karo
Deeni kitabain parho
Pr tum
SMS Par rahy ho
"SHARAM KRO"
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Husband apni wife se:
aaj tum ne yeh kaisa khana banaya he GOBAR JESA
Wife: Ya Allah is Aadmi ne kya kya chakh rakha ha.
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Muslim lady
asalamo alikum!
Molvi:yeh jannat may jaeygi
Hindu lady
Namastey!
Molvi:yeh dozakh may jaeygi
Christian lady
Hi darling!
molvi:yeh merey saath jaeygi
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DON nay ab jurm ki duniya chor de ha..
Ab 1 MADRASSA banaya ha
so plz
Balance k surat mein DON ko chanda day kr aakhrat sawarain
Ap ka khadim MUFTI DON
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Ay dost tum b likha karo shayri,
Meri tarha tumhara b naam ho jaey ga.
Log phenkain gey anday, tamatar tum par to
shaam ki Handi ka intizam ho jaye ga:-....
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Laziness is our biggest enemy (Allama Iqbal)
We should learn to love our enemies (Quaid e Azam)
"Lo dasso hoon kidi maniye?
Mamu di ya Chachu di?"
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Socho agr doctor:film banate to us film ka naam kiya hota?
kabi khansi kabi zukam
kaho na bukhar he
TB no: 1
kal patient ho na ho
hum blood de chuke sanam.
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I LOVE U
yes
I LOVE U
sach mein
I LOVE U
believe me
I LOVE U
I LOVE U
kyun k doctors kehtay hein k paaglon ka ilaj pyar se he ho sakta ha....
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A Pathan Talking on cell with someone.


Sardar: Kis se baat ker rahey ho?


Pathan: Bivi se.


Sardar: Itney pyar se?


Pathan: Tumhari jo hai.


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Pathan : Thinking hard !


Wife : Kya soch rahe ho ?? Pathan : Yeh GEO TV walon ko kaise pata chalta hai k aap dekh rahay ho GEO???


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Plz ignore mat karain ... Yeh sms 10 logoun ko send karnay say app kay dil ko Tasali milay gi. INSHALLAH


.


."Wapda pay Lanat hai"


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Jab ap paida huay


Tab Aakash Se phool barsay


Parion ne jashan kia


Farishton ne


Ghee k chragh jalay


Or Boley


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_


Hamari jan chuti


Ab Dunia wale Bhugtain ge.


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1larkay ne namaz parh kar dua mangi


To


Maa ne pucha:


Tum ne dua me apne liye kia manga hai?


Larka: meine apne leye kuch nahi aap k leye ek bahu mangi hai


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Bilawal zardari is being hospitalised b'coz of suicide attempt! Watch GEO News......


Reason: he proposed me and i said "NO" Silly boy.Crazy about me ;-)


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Last night da moon said 2 me "if ur friend is not messaging u why u donot leave ur friend" i looked bak at da moon & said


"OYE KOI BANDA GHAREEB VE HONDA AEY.


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Tm sy nazrain
Kesy milaon
O  jani ..!
Tm sy nazrain
Kesy milaon
O  JANI ..!
Teri daain aankh  Kaani
Meri baain aankh Kaani
Ha ha ha ha
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Thinkin of Today's Students..
Thousnds of yestrdays are gone..
millions of tomorow will come...
but still a hope is alive...
kal se pakka parhen ge :-)
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Na pyar, na yar,
Na mohbt, na dosti yaro,
Aj ke is devdas ki bat mano,
Na chandra-mukhi, na paro,
Bs har ladKi ko line maro
   *HAPPY valentine DAY*
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God has given many qualities to you:
Good looks
Personality
Charm
Intelligence
And
Many more
This is callèd
Allah Meherban To Gadha B Pehelwan :-) ;-)
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tahT
ylnO
latneM
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evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
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