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naak aesi ho jayegi agr mjy msg nhi kia to
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Tumhay kia pata tum mere dil me bas rahay ho!
Bas rahay ho!
Bas rahay ho!
Bas rahay ho!
Zara side pe ho jao YAR sans ki naali mein phans rahay ho!
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Race dekhte huwe sardar ne doosrey sey pucha:
"inaam kis ko mile ga?"
2nd "sab se aagey waley ko"
Sardar "tou phir peechey waley kyun bhag rahey hain..?:-)
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Mosam ne ley li
ANGRAI
&
humne otaar d
RAZAI
MONGPHALI
se hoi
LARAAI
ICE CREAM
hai ghar main i
COFFEE
se chehra morlia
PEPSI
se nata jorh lia
so
"HaPpY SuMmEr"
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Ek pathan molvi sahab se kya wazo kare  bager namaz ho jati hai?
MolV!Nahi hoti.
Pathan, ha yara hojati hai kal humne khud para hai.
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Chota sardar 2 his papa: Mainu shadi kerni ha!
Papa: Puttar kide naal?
Son: Daadi Maa naal
Papa: Begairata o meri maa ae
Son: Te tusi meri maa naal kyun kiti.
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Neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phir
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshahallah
Kanjoosi
K sare jaraseem mar jayenge.
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Ek Larki ne aadhi raat ko Larke ko phone kiya:
Ghar aajao ghar par koi nahi hai.
Larka chala gaya.
.
.
.
.
Waqai koi nahi tha TAALA laga hua tha.
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Arz kiya hay..
Khuda bachaye aap ko in Haseeno say..
In Nazaneeno say..
In Mahjabeeno say..
Par in Haseeno ko kon bachaye gaa,
Aap jaisay KAMEENO say;
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Friend: Yar mai apni girl friend ko kya gift don
Boy:
Diamond ka haar dedo
Friend: Nhi yar koi aisi chez
jo aj tk usko kbi kisi ne na
di ho
Boy: Phansi dedo.
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Bird FLU ki waja se
Murgiyon ne nara lagaya
KAL BI MURGIYAN ZINDA THI,
AJ BI MURGIYAN ZINDA HEN
TUM KITNI MURGIYAN MARO GE
HAR ANDE SE MURGI NIKLE GI,
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Teri pyari surat pe dil har döon,
Teri har zarorat pe jan war doon,
Per Jab bhi sochon teri harkaton k baray main,
Dil karta hai k tjy 3, 4r laga doon.
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Lamha lamha waqt guzr jaye ga.
tu pakistani hone ka faida kab uthaye ga.
Abhi waqt hai koi larki pata le.
Warna har gali ka bacha tujhe mamu mamu bulaye ga.
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Neechay aap k liye KUCH likha hai

         "KUCH"
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1hand on HORN
1hand on GEAR
1ear listenig 2 SONGS
1ear on the CELLFONE
1foot on ACCELATOR
nd 1 on CLUTCH
eyes on FEMALE in other car
welcome 2 "PAKISTAN"
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Shadiyon ma khane k 2 Golden Rules.
Rule #1
Phli bar is tarha khao k Dusri bar milega nahi.
Rule #2
Dusri bar is tarha khao k Pehli bar khaya hi nahi.:-)
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Husband=mobile,
Wife=sim card,
Dono mile to huwa Recharge,
Larka huwa to incoming,
Larki huyi to outgoing,
Kuch na huwa to
Miss call;)
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Jub hum ROYA krenge
Teri YAAD mein khoya karenge,
Jub tak JIYA krenge
Tujhe YAAD kiYa krenge
Hum MAR bhi gae tu kya howa
FARISHTON k CEL se sms kiya krenge

Dil Te Kerda Wa Banda La Laway chittar Te..
Tha
Tha
Tha
Tha
Tha
Tha
Tha..
Saaf Kar k Fair Paa Laway.. ;)
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Roz-e-Mehshar hisab hosin
Sms na kran aale kharab hosin
Knjos lokan di ginti hosi
Pehli saf which janab hosin
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PATHAN: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena..!
Storekeeper: App kale bulb ka kia karoge..?
PATHAN: dopher mein sonay k liye andhera karna hai...
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1 Sheikh 4th floor se neeche gira

Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main
apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha
tu bolta hua gaya k

O MERi ROTI NA
PAKAEENnnnn!
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Toilet k pani me tairta hua ghu,
ghu se yad aya abay kesa he tu.
Jab kbhi bethy bethy nikal jati hai pooooon.
poon se phir yaad aya kesa he tu..?
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Aj Newspaper me parha k doston ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti he!
To aj se BAND!!
Kya Sms?
Na baba na
NEWSPAPER! 
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Wo kia ha k
Agr meri taraf say
?
Sms na aye
To Plz
UDASS :-(
Na hona q k
Main
*
*
*
Sms di factory nahin laye hui
mainu hor v barey kam ney

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2 Admi Qabristan main baithe thay 1ne kaha
"Ye Log Baray Aram se Sotay Hain"
1Murda qabar se utha or bola
"Kyon na soyen ye jagah jaan de k hasil ki hai Babu"
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Girl: Aisa khat likh sajna
Meri umr beet jaye parhtay parhtay..
Boy:
 (i=0i>xE'I1i+:e_y#a#>#"e!%; =*?#@?w@'e*,e(p+>i*<TF!)$(I;? f?$&@,!="*=%<BR">Le sajni ab parh..
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8 sal phly meri girl frind k sare bhai ghr me rehte.
or milna Imposible tha.
 
Aj sub ATTA leny sara din line men khary rhty hen.
Hun mojan e mojan
JEO MUSHARAF
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"HAQEEQAT"
Socho Agar SMS Recieve Karne K Bhi Paise Lagte Tu Kya Hota? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Aaj Aap Meri Wja Se Road Pr Bheek Mang Rahe Hote.
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JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HOJAOGY.
JUB TUM HUMSE ROOTH JAOGY.
JUB TUM HUMY BHUL JAOGY.
TAB AISA
CHANTA
PAREGA K SUB YAAD AJYEGA;
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Qradad-e-Pakistan 1940 ko manzor ho gai thi.
lekn dono mulk 1947 ko AZAD howay.
7 sal Srf is bat pe jagra  chalta raha k
SIKH kon le  Ga  or PTHAN kon le ga.

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