LALU PRASAD 1 month BUSH say english seekh kar wapis India aye 1 din phone aya LALU bolay: "who is speaking?" jawab aya:"HUM SASURA BUSHWA BOL RAHA HOON" ---- 6502 4338 5264 09 Ye card maine tumhare ellawa 7 aur logon ko bhi sent kiya hai Jisne pehle load kr liya card us ka. So enjay the 1st april ---- Teacher ask Boys, aap ko Aamir Khan aur Kajol ki film FANA se kia lesson mila Ans: Andhi, behri, Langri, jo bhi mile set kr lo. ---- APPLE juice MANGO juice TARBUZ juice BADAAM juice KHAJOOR juice KAAJU juice Agr in mein se kuch nahi pasand tou, ANGOOTHA choos Kanjoos.. ---- First Boy:- mujhse panga na lay, q k main shair da puttar hun.. Second Boy:- yaar ek baat tu bata, shair ghar aaya tha ya aunty jungle gayi thi.. ---- Hi Meri Jaan . . . . Nikal Rahi Hay Sardi Sy.. ---- Däy Kr Hääth Døsti Kä Wäpäs Lìyä Ñähè Jätä Is Ñäzük Døstì Kø Zäkhäm Diyä Ñähè Jätä Süch Müch Yèh Düñiyä ßärè Zälim Häy Sästä Häy Phir ß Kiä Ñähè Jätä !! ---- Roz subha jab main apni aankhen kholun to khuda se yehi dua mangun mile har kisi ko dost aap jesa sirf muj per hi ye AZAAB kaisa....;-) ---- Philosophy of girls: Flirt with innocent boys, Frindship with charming boys, Contact wid cute boys, Luv wid sincere boys& Marry wid "jese ABBU ki MARZI". ---------------------------------- Yaad rakh kar meri dosti ko tumne, Meri zindagi per ek ehsan kar diya, Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha, Dekho hum ne woh bhi TERE NAAM kar diya ! ---------------------------------- I LOVE U I WANT U I LIKE U I MISS U I FEEL U All these sentences r the examples of "PRESENT INDEFINITE TENSE" 2moro we wil study "PRESENT CONTINUSE ---------------------------------- Murgha was runing aftr a murghi Acidntly murghi was crushed by a train & died Seeing all dis murgha said: MarhoMa BoHT Naik Thi... JAN De Di Par Kis Nhe Di... ---------------------------------- Hi. I M Don Don ki call ka Intezar to 11 College ki Larkiyan Kar Rahi Hain, Lekin Don ki Call Aana Mushkil hi Nahi Na Mumkin hai Q K DON k pas Balance Nahi HaY. ---------------------------------- MDZAD DZTDOZ FDZAZRZDIDGZ TDHZDA DKDZYDAZ DAZZDAZDPD ZBD FDADZRZDIZGD ZHDODZ ZDJDZOD IDTZNZDIDZ MDHZNDZADZTD DKDZIDZD Es ma sy Z aor D delete karo phir dakho ok ---------------------------------- ))))) ( c 'o ':.,-' ))))) ( c '==o ':.,-' ))))) ( c '===o ':.,-' ))))) ( c '=======o ':.,-' naak aesi ho jayegi agr mjy msg nhi kia to ---------------------------------- Tumhay kia pata tum mere dil me bas rahay ho! Bas rahay ho! Bas rahay ho! Bas rahay ho! Zara side pe ho jao YAR sans ki naali mein phans rahay ho! ---------------------------------- Race dekhte huwe sardar ne doosrey sey pucha: "inaam kis ko mile ga?" 2nd "sab se aagey waley ko" Sardar "tou phir peechey waley kyun bhag rahey hain..?:-) ---------------------------------- Mosam ne ley li ANGRAI & humne otaar d RAZAI MONGPHALI se hoi LARAAI ICE CREAM hai ghar main i COFFEE se chehra morlia PEPSI se nata jorh lia so "HaPpY SuMmEr" ---------------------------------- Ek pathan molvi sahab se kya wazo kare bager namaz ho jati hai? MolV!Nahi hoti. Pathan, ha yara hojati hai kal humne khud para hai. ---------------------------------- Chota sardar 2 his papa: Mainu shadi kerni ha! Papa: Puttar kide naal? Son: Daadi Maa naal Papa: Begairata o meri maa ae Son: Te tusi meri maa naal kyun kiti. ---------------------------------- Neem k 4 patte lo 2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur 2 ki chatni banao Phir chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo Inshahallah Kanjoosi K sare jaraseem mar jayenge. ---------------------------------- Ek Larki ne aadhi raat ko Larke ko phone kiya: Ghar aajao ghar par koi nahi hai. Larka chala gaya. . . . . Waqai koi nahi tha TAALA laga hua tha. ---------------------------------- Arz kiya hay.. Khuda bachaye aap ko in Haseeno say.. In Nazaneeno say.. In Mahjabeeno say.. Par in Haseeno ko kon bachaye gaa, Aap jaisay KAMEENO say; ---------------------------------- Friend: Yar mai apni girl friend ko kya gift don Boy: Diamond ka haar dedo Friend: Nhi yar koi aisi chez jo aj tk usko kbi kisi ne na di ho Boy: Phansi dedo. ---------------------------------- Bird FLU ki waja se Murgiyon ne nara lagaya KAL BI MURGIYAN ZINDA THI, AJ BI MURGIYAN ZINDA HEN TUM KITNI MURGIYAN MARO GE HAR ANDE SE MURGI NIKLE GI, ---------------------------------- Teri pyari surat pe dil har döon, Teri har zarorat pe jan war doon, Per Jab bhi sochon teri harkaton k baray main, Dil karta hai k tjy 3, 4r laga doon. ---------------------------------- Lamha lamha waqt guzr jaye ga. tu pakistani hone ka faida kab uthaye ga. Abhi waqt hai koi larki pata le. Warna har gali ka bacha tujhe mamu mamu bulaye ga. ---------------------------------- Neechay aap k liye KUCH likha hai "KUCH" ---------------------------------- 1hand on HORN 1hand on GEAR 1ear listenig 2 SONGS 1ear on the CELLFONE 1foot on ACCELATOR nd 1 on CLUTCH eyes on FEMALE in other car welcome 2 "PAKISTAN" ---------------------------------- Shadiyon ma khane k 2 Golden Rules. Rule #1 Phli bar is tarha khao k Dusri bar milega nahi. Rule #2 Dusri bar is tarha khao k Pehli bar khaya hi nahi.:-) ---------------------------------- Husband=mobile, Wife=sim card, Dono mile to huwa Recharge, Larka huwa to incoming, Larki huyi to outgoing, Kuch na huwa to Miss call;) ---------------------------------- Jub hum ROYA krenge Teri YAAD mein khoya karenge, Jub tak JIYA krenge Tujhe YAAD kiYa krenge Hum MAR bhi gae tu kya howa FARISHTON k CEL se sms kiya krenge Dil Te Kerda Wa Banda La Laway chittar Te.. Tha Tha Tha Tha Tha Tha Tha.. Saaf Kar k Fair Paa Laway.. ;) ---- Roz-e-Mehshar hisab hosin Sms na kran aale kharab hosin Knjos lokan di ginti hosi Pehli saf which janab hosin ---- PATHAN: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena..! Storekeeper: App kale bulb ka kia karoge..? PATHAN: dopher mein sonay k liye andhera karna hai... ---- 1 Sheikh 4th floor se neeche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha tu bolta hua gaya k O MERi ROTI NA PAKAEENnnnn! ---- Toilet k pani me tairta hua ghu, ghu se yad aya abay kesa he tu. Jab kbhi bethy bethy nikal jati hai pooooon. poon se phir yaad aya kesa he tu..? ---- Aj Newspaper me parha k doston ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti he! To aj se BAND!! Kya Sms? Na baba na NEWSPAPER! ---- Wo kia ha k Agr meri taraf say ? Sms na aye To Plz UDASS :-( Na hona q k Main * * * Sms di factory nahin laye hui mainu hor v barey kam ney ------ 2 Admi Qabristan main baithe thay 1ne kaha "Ye Log Baray Aram se Sotay Hain" 1Murda qabar se utha or bola "Kyon na soyen ye jagah jaan de k hasil ki hai Babu" ---- Girl: Aisa khat likh sajna Meri umr beet jaye parhtay parhtay.. Boy: (i=0i>xE'I1i+:e_y#a#>#"e!%; =*?#@?w@'e*,e(p+>i*<TF!)$(I;? f?$&@,!="*=%<BR">Le sajni ab parh.. ---- 8 sal phly meri girl frind k sare bhai ghr me rehte. or milna Imposible tha. Aj sub ATTA leny sara din line men khary rhty hen. Hun mojan e mojan JEO MUSHARAF ---- "HAQEEQAT" Socho Agar SMS Recieve Karne K Bhi Paise Lagte Tu Kya Hota? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Aaj Aap Meri Wja Se Road Pr Bheek Mang Rahe Hote. ---- JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HOJAOGY. JUB TUM HUMSE ROOTH JAOGY. JUB TUM HUMY BHUL JAOGY. TAB AISA CHANTA PAREGA K SUB YAAD AJYEGA; ---- Qradad-e-Pakistan 1940 ko manzor ho gai thi. lekn dono mulk 1947 ko AZAD howay. 7 sal Srf is bat pe jagra chalta raha k SIKH kon le Ga or PTHAN kon le ga. ---- DIL Ki Dharkanein RUK C Gai Hain Sansein Meri THAM c Gai Hain Pocha DIL Ke Doctor Sy HAm NY Pata Chala is DIL Me Aap ki YADEIN sardi ki waja sY JAM C Gai Hai ---- Wada karo: Wada karo k tum Zindagi ki har cheez mujh say Share Karogay Wada karo Khushi Ghum Dukh Sukh Or Yahan Tak K Balance bhi.. ---- Dear Customer, U have now subscribed Kanjusi Package. U can Enjoy saving of SMSs. Ur Subscription title Kanjus is valid till ALLAH give u TAUFIQ 2 send Sms! ---- Mairay dukhon ki dhanak mein rang na bhar Mohabbat or nafrat ki jang na kar khushi mairay ghum k sung na kar It means.. PAPPU YAAR TANG NA KAR ---- Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . . " Beta Dil Laga K Parhana " Par unhe kaise samjhayen k dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti hai . . . . ;-> ---- Pakistani hr field me peechay, 1-Sindhi, Education me pechay 2-Punjabi, Sharmo haya me pechay 3-Balochi, Patriotism me pechay 4-Pathan, jan boojh kr pechay. ---- 1st women: mera doodh wala to subha atay hi daba deta he BELL 2nd women: mera paper wala to dabata hi nhe atay hi niche se dal deta he NEWSPAPER;-) |
<('.')> / / _/ /_ ye hay 'NARGIS' Ab ye nachegi Nach NARGIS Nach NACHI KYA? Nhi ---- Gama Pappu Nu: Yaar Sadi Miss Kendi Ae K Majj Da Dood Peen Naal Dimaagh Taiz Hunda Ae Pappu: Gapp Mardi Ae J Ae Gall Hundi Te Apna Katta Sciencedaan Na Hunda. ----- 1 Larki valentines day py shop pr gai "Aisa card hai? jismay likha ho may tumsy aur sirf tumsy pyar krti hun" Shop keeper: haan hai Girl: 2 darjan pack kr do ------ Aata mehnga subzi sasti "sub Musharaf teri masti" 26 ki cheeni 20 ki gasti "sub musharaf teri masti" Mehnga tail or gaddi sasti "sub musharaf teri masti" ----- Allah ne tmhain paida kiya k tum uski ibadat karo Rozey rakho Namaz parho Quran parho Uska Zikr karo Deeni kitabain parho Pr tum SMS Par rahy ho "SHARAM KRO" ------ Husband apni wife se: aaj tum ne yeh kaisa khana banaya he GOBAR JESA Wife: Ya Allah is Aadmi ne kya kya chakh rakha ha. ------ Muslim lady asalamo alikum! Molvi:yeh jannat may jaeygi Hindu lady Namastey! Molvi:yeh dozakh may jaeygi Christian lady Hi darling! molvi:yeh merey saath jaeygi ----- DON nay ab jurm ki duniya chor de ha.. Ab 1 MADRASSA banaya ha so plz Balance k surat mein DON ko chanda day kr aakhrat sawarain Ap ka khadim MUFTI DON ------ Ay dost tum b likha karo shayri, Meri tarha tumhara b naam ho jaey ga. Log phenkain gey anday, tamatar tum par to shaam ki Handi ka intizam ho jaye ga:-.... ----- Laziness is our biggest enemy (Allama Iqbal) We should learn to love our enemies (Quaid e Azam) "Lo dasso hoon kidi maniye? Mamu di ya Chachu di?" ---- Socho agr doctor:film banate to us film ka naam kiya hota? kabi khansi kabi zukam kaho na bukhar he TB no: 1 kal patient ho na ho hum blood de chuke sanam. ---- I LOVE U yes I LOVE U sach mein I LOVE U believe me I LOVE U I LOVE U kyun k doctors kehtay hein k paaglon ka ilaj pyar se he ho sakta ha.... ---- A Pathan Talking on cell with someone. Sardar: Kis se baat ker rahey ho? Pathan: Bivi se. Sardar: Itney pyar se? Pathan: Tumhari jo hai. ------ Pathan : Thinking hard ! Wife : Kya soch rahe ho ?? Pathan : Yeh GEO TV walon ko kaise pata chalta hai k aap dekh rahay ho GEO??? ------- Plz ignore mat karain ... Yeh sms 10 logoun ko send karnay say app kay dil ko Tasali milay gi. INSHALLAH . ."Wapda pay Lanat hai" ------- Jab ap paida huay Tab Aakash Se phool barsay Parion ne jashan kia Farishton ne Ghee k chragh jalay Or Boley _ _ Hamari jan chuti Ab Dunia wale Bhugtain ge. ---- 1larkay ne namaz parh kar dua mangi To Maa ne pucha: Tum ne dua me apne liye kia manga hai? Larka: meine apne leye kuch nahi aap k leye ek bahu mangi hai ----- Bilawal zardari is being hospitalised b'coz of suicide attempt! Watch GEO News...... Reason: he proposed me and i said "NO" Silly boy.Crazy about me ;-) ---- Last night da moon said 2 me "if ur friend is not messaging u why u donot leave ur friend" i looked bak at da moon & said "OYE KOI BANDA GHAREEB VE HONDA AEY. ----- Tm sy nazrain Kesy milaon O jani ..! Tm sy nazrain Kesy milaon O JANI ..! Teri daain aankh Kaani Meri baain aankh Kaani Ha ha ha ha ----- Thinkin of Today's Students.. Thousnds of yestrdays are gone.. millions of tomorow will come... but still a hope is alive... kal se pakka parhen ge :-) ------ Na pyar, na yar, Na mohbt, na dosti yaro, Aj ke is devdas ki bat mano, Na chandra-mukhi, na paro, Bs har ladKi ko line maro *HAPPY valentine DAY* ------ God has given many qualities to you: Good looks Personality Charm Intelligence And Many more This is callèd Allah Meherban To Gadha B Pehelwan :-) ;-) ------- Read each word Frm Right Side A suomaF rotcoD dloT eM tahT ylnO latneM stneitaP evaH ehT tnelaT oT daeR egasseM nevE s'tI nettirW yLesreveR & U p |